CARTOON SLAGS Oh, boobs! Disney was the jump start that shot me into spending my youth praying for the day I’d have some D’s to display. I mean, their various pretty protagonists shared other attractive features also – wide eyes, slim physiques, and inflection injected voices laden with laughter; but nothing spoke to my inner 8 year-old-going-on-18 like the pert plus twos each of them proudly postured up and out.. Read More
“Get My Good Side”
Tell me: Is a “symmetrical” face attractive? Well, eff what YOU think; Wikipedia says so, so it must be: It wasn’t until later on in my life (during some high school art class or whatever) that I realized our faces aren’t perfectly symmetrical. I mean, how could it be? Whether that kid sitting next to me who had bacne and talked like Chris from Family Guy was facing left or.. Read More
If the shades fit… fare the cost.
YOU PAID $500 FOR SUNGLASSES?! A girlfriend recently shared her excitement with the Facebook community regarding some Chanel sunglasses whose arrival she had anxiously awaited after losing an identical pair. In any case, her picture’s caption included what some might deem a hefty price tag: Anyway, she asked me to chime in and give my opinion on the matter, which naturally meant I had to skim through the commentary on.. Read More
Someone famous gets ignored because people are busy going to work.
Wonderful post about this violin-player-in-a-subway video here: After reading, I couldn’t help but concur. If you didn’t click the link above, the best part about this video is how they time the fast parts of the music to the fast-forward part of the editing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myq8upzJDJc&feature=player_embedded Also, I know I’ll sound uncultured, but I didn’t know who the hell was Joshua Bell before hand. It’s just like the Tyra analogy mentioned.. Read More
What If God is… ALL of us?
WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW? Many movies from about ten years ago might seem slightly dated. Artistically, some of them stand the test of time, and others don’t even have to rely on their dramatic quality because the content is so timeless. What The Bleep Do We Know? is among these, simply because it is more of a documentary delving into the quantum mechanics of life, and how it.. Read More
No Doubt Pulls “Offensive” Music Video
After finally finding No Doubt’s most recently made music video from their latest album, I was really disappointed to learn they yanked it from the interwebs. If you’re late to the party, it happened back around November of last year: Apparently the “cowboy and Native American” parody piece was meant to be exactly that – a satire. Although the group discussed artistic design with Native American experts from UCLA (regarding.. Read More
When Worlds Collide
So, the Milky Way is on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy. When that happens, it’ll look pretty much like a glitter explosion of light and color. But, not to worry; the sun will probably explode, fizz out, or whatever before that has a chance to transpire. Plus, we’ll all likely be dead by then already, seeing as I have strong faith in the devolution of man until real.. Read More
Richardland Review of “House of Wax”
I have about four emotions I bounce between in life: Rage, misery, annoyed, and entertained. To be fair, there are a few other companion emotions to the former ones – like disgust and disappointment, but my bar is pretty high when it comes to the latter. Hence, my heavy endorsement of richardland. Usually, the regular personal video vlogs are your best bet, but even when he’s playing film maker, the.. Read More
Mile Hymen Club
So, this impoverished Brazilian chick wants to sell her virginity because she thinks it’ll make a lot of money: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcyhqEwwj0 Not since Black, has another Rebecca had quite as much attention – both on Youtube and riding on her red bicycle through town (like some symbolic scarlet letter) while the townspeople throw coins at her. *Cue to bad joke about collecting the coin bullets, if she’s as poor as she.. Read More
You Can Ring My Ball…
Okay, we need to settle this once and for all. Is it “Bringing” in the New Year? Or “Ringing” it in? I have a theory: A series of dingbats somewhere, long ago, were put in charge of making New Year’s a huge televised spectacle. One of them was supposed to construct a giant bell, so that it would be a literal “ringing in” of the new annual cycle. However, there.. Read More