Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego… when you need her?

Jesus, my geography is awful. No, really. This isn’t a woe-is-me thing. Like, I seriously hated it in middle and high school (along with history) because my teachers taught both terribly- either reading from a book back into the book, at a projector screen in the dark facing away from the class, or from their notes with all the inflection and enthusiasm of Ben Stein on Qualudes. All were perfect.. Read More

Answer my Walking Dead questions. Please.

I have an early ass business meeting, so I’mma make this quick before my nap. As season whatever-it-is-now closes, I just have to ask my fellow Dead Walker Watchers: 1. Where are all of these blue, dusty looking zombies coming from? There are stages to death! At least some post mortem skin slippage? Degloving? The body doesn’t just dry up right away after death. There are stages. I want to.. Read More