So Beyonce finally “f’real” gave birth yesterday, to daughter “Ivy Blue Carter”. (Not New Years Eve, as everyone trolled about online, until it went viral, with a wrong name and all). While I’m totally happy for the Power Couple and their firstborn, I couldn’t help but be annoyed by the article regarding quotes from hospital staff: I appreciate the need for the privacy of the superfamous. They are under a.. Read More
Pedophilia PoohBear Past Blast
After years of therapy spent trying to convince myself it wasn’t really real… Damn you, YouTube! You see, when I was in first grade, what I recalled only as the “Good Touch/Bad Touch Bear” (an awareness video for children to avoid molestation) managed to leave an indelible and haunting stamp on my psyche well into adulthood. Long after I moved over to the “big kids’” school and started learning more.. Read More
Cami-flage – (The “High/Low Waist” Magic Trick)
I won’t usually do this… But the sea I see of camel toes and plumber cracks flooding the malls, salon, local gas station, etc. has forced me to bestow upon you a great, GREAT gift: So enjoy my generosity while it lasts. Specifically, this is solid advice for my HIGH HIPPED and LOW WAISTED beauties alike. So for those of you with short attention spans, keep reading. This is important:.. Read More
FAT FACE!
Most of us look crappy when we wake up. But do you ever have those fat, fat, FAT face days? Where the rest of your body is seemingly normal, but your face just won’t deflate? Ever have a bunch of them in a row? What’s going ON?! Well, for my girlfriends who aren’t bio dorks like myself, I’ll break it down nice and easy. The answer behind the “fat face”.. Read More
Hi, I’m Minnie and I’m with…
After seeing this gem… … I couldn’t help myself. xoxo
What’s Your Number?
Sigh. Another romantic comedy, another cliche blog entry comprised of me saying “I’m not going to end up happy at the end like she does because life’s not really like a movie” Right? Eh… only in part. I mean “What’s Your Number” touches on as many “it’s funny ’cause it’s true” elements, as it does the typical montage-that-never-happens-IRL scenes. Yes, I’ve performed the opening scene before: Yes, I’ve eaten a.. Read More