The world of conspiracy theorists firmly believes either that the world is going to end soon, that the illuminati is going to take over, that we are all going to become enslaved, or all of the above. What kills me, is that with the advent of this new generation’s technology, everything is spelled out for you, and not always correctly. “Look it up” no longer means “Go to the library.. Read More
Ducking the DuckFace… Alternatvies
Ah, the ubiquitous “duckface”. Despite the numerous inquiries about this trend from men, and the copious amounts of girls who profess to never have fallen victim to attempting it – if for no reason other than as a self parody – it is alive and well and not going anywhere. Why? Regardless of its overuse in girl culture, it is undeniably the easiest way for chubby women to accomplish the.. Read More
Monday Malware! Please READ
Being the idiot that I am, I sent a mass email warning everyone about today’s imminent “meltdown” that may be going on, and then forgot to do a check myself. From the first news site I saw pop up, here’s the short a copy and paste of what’s up, if you don’t already know… but if you don’t have time (and you probably don’t, just go to http://www.dns-ok.us/ to see.. Read More
Summer Style! (Sabotage & Successes)
How rude of me! All this time, and I haven’t bothered to introduce myself. If you’re a reader who doesn’t know me through Facebook, this is me: The items I’m rocking comprise just a few fashions in my “Ashley Approved” array of summer success styles. If you know me, you might have seen this Instagram pic I posted a bit ago: However, moving on to the flipside of fashion: I’m.. Read More
Colombian Horrors
“And in that one flash, they’ll do whatever you say; They’re like a child.” What eccentric drug dealer, Demencia Black is speaking is no work of fantasy fiction or a description from some True Blood episode. He’s talking about a real drug which exists among the criminal element, especially in Colombia. While it can easily be snuck into drinks, it also can be blown into your face via aerosole or.. Read More
The Zombies are Coming!
The Zombies are coming! The Zombies are coming! So… what if Rudy Eugene and “Dong” the dude from China were indeed suddenly part of an ensuing zombie apocalypse about which nerds around the world are getting ‘tard ons over the mere concept? Richard of www.Richardland.com asked some time ago whether a zombieland would be a carnival for the corpsey-philes, or if the animation of deadsies would ruin the experience for.. Read More