You know how people buy special Lululemon stuff to go run or yogacize in? I’m not one of ‘em. It’s not just cuzza some special hipster stance, either. Even though they’re another horn ‘n pitchfork corporation like the rest of ‘em out there, it’s admittedly a tough decision when a given brand arguably makes even the pancake-iest ass look at least a few clicks more Brazilian once your back hams.. Read More
Why I love the slutty rawness of American Apparel ads.
American Apparel catches a lot of crap for having racy ads. I never given them much thought in times past, but I kind of love this sluttily advertised line now. In a sarcastic fist-bumpy kinda way – a fist with the center finger extended at convention, that is. I mean, there are a shiz ton of other company ads out there (Bebe, Victoria’s Secret, Guess, even Yurman) that also use.. Read More
Buylimia is the new bulimia.
Sometimes, when I start to get bored of my privileged life, I generate first world problems. “I’m too comfortable to get up and pee…Ugh.” “I don’t wanna shower ’cause I’ll be cold for two seconds before I can towel off. Ugh.” “I have to press a button on the wall to cool down in summer…Ughhhh.” “My parents care about me too much… YES, I got here safely. UGH.” “I wasted.. Read More
Bad HyJeans: Strange fashion hacks
How often do you wash your blue jeans? Fashion says… this is a trick question. And that you should never wash your jeans. Well, not never. But almost. Instead, major designers dabbling in denim fashion dictate a “once every few months” (if that) actual machine wash to keep crisp or whatever jeans are meant to do. And in between that? The advice is essentially an abbreviated gag reel of unconventional.. Read More
Father hoes best
Aw, lawd. Old fashioned meets no fashion in this tale out of Facebook. Before their family outing, Mr. Mackintosh’s daughter was wearing super slutty short shorts. When she didn’t obey mom’s directions to trade in her streetwalker hot pants for more modest duds, dad steps his own thread game up with some serious outside the box thinking. That, or he’d been living a lie behind a Catholic façade (or Mormon?).. Read More