BufFlora Bill

Well, I murdered again. Sigh. “Shrugs. Shouldn’t’a worn my bad-luck gardening gloves.” Seriously. Since I can’t keep anything that can’t bark alive, it’s a good thing I haven’t started my vegetable garden yet. ‘cause I STILL can’t manage to keep an effing house plant. Thus far, I think my best record’s probably been a week. And by a week, I mean a day and a half. Poor bastards. My mom.. Read More

Adams Family Veges

So I woke up today and (of course) checked my phone first to see if anyone loves me (because I base my self worth on things like social media approval-stamping and personalized email messages). And this’s what I saw: Not looking at the locale (does siri just spin the globe and add a random place to the temp list?), both parts of my brain starting analyzing the information it was.. Read More