Unless you’re in first class, business, or were born with wings – flying sucks. Even if you try to forget the obstacle course that is everything between check in and TSA to reaching your terminal and then wading through human carry-on luggage racks lining a smelly, crowded aisle of too-close seats, you still have to endure the actual flight. It’s cramped. The air’s recycled. The food has poop bugs in.. Read More
Why TSA fondle imposter victims didn’t report assault.
Wanna get drunk and grope women? No problem! Just put on a blue outfit, some latex gloves, and head to the airport. Like this one dude who posed as a TSA agent to digitally diddle hot check-in chicks. (“…and yes TSA does stand for “Tickle Some Ass”) In an HTF (is HTF acceptable as a modification of WTF for “how the fckk”?) story that recently took place, a dude did.. Read More
Fly the fecal skies!
“…and remember YOU’LL BE FLYING IN A SHIT MISSILE!” My dad always closes his unwelcome pre-flight “itinerary emails” with some version of this phrase. And while it’s true, it’s just one of those things where you’ve heard it so many times from the same person that it simply loses its meaning. Thus, you finally disregard the advice altogether because the person firing it at you in all caps is annoying.. Read More