What can we glean from Kylie’s faux pucker kerfuffle?

You know what I don’t like about KardBlock? That it doesn’t block this special brand of bullshit from my browser: Inescapable, that Koven is. This Jenner pucker kerfuffle has been pouring outta every corner of my screen (as well as a few newly ripped time space portals from the fourth dimension that don’t want it either). And, now, it’s just more reinforced news that’s unfortunately (unwelcomely) on my mind now… Read More

50 shades of voyeur: what I learned from a bootleg of everyone’s favorite softcore porn.

*Sigh* Hi, my name is Ashley and I’m a hypocritical liarpants. The other day I… I watched… 50 Shades of HolyShitCanIRewindLifeAndHavemyTimeBack Now, hear me out. Because I’d started up a bootleg of it, paused because the quality was awful, saw the J-Simp photo shoot, had an intrigue-stiffy-deflation from that, decided not to watch, and then… finally… started seeing a shiz ton of other content makers who’d bravely sat through it.. Read More

The queen stays in the picture!

Despite my dislike of celebrity deification, I grew up like lots of li’l girls – counting on landing looks like Gwen Stefani, or the ever-classic icon she emulated, Marilyn Monroe. And then being obviously disappointed like 80% of the population who might’ve been happier had they just seen her more relateable off-camera snappies like this one: (Maybe it’s ’cause she’s having a barbiturate barbeque by the pool, but homegirl looks.. Read More