It would be easy to make another Charlie Sheen joke…

… so, clearly, I’m going to keep doing it until he comes down off whatever it is he’s on. Megalomaniac mining through a mix of meth and mania episodes? Who knows. All I know, is that this blog entry may end up being added to, excised, or modified in general over the coming days as I see fit. But for now, I just want to throw out an idea. If.. Read More

Hair-oin of the Dog.

The morning after tying one on, they tell you to sip a bit of “whatever it was you drank last night” along with your OJ and greasy vittles. It’s an age old suggestion for curing hangovers. And the act is coined “Hair of the Dog” because, comparatively (and metaphorically) speaking, if the amount you drank the previous night were symbolized by a great big dog, you’re only consuming a “hair”.. Read More

The Value of Life

A man – let’s call him Bob – excels at what he does. He is championed, considered a hero, and beloved among many. Then, one day, an awful secret is discovered about him. For years, “Bob” has (with the help of accomplices) been running an underground ring for the exploitation of children – having them do obscene and horrible things. Fighting one another to the death. Starving and depriving them.. Read More