A Rose by any other name still shouldn’t throw profeshade on Twitter

If only I were famous, I’d never have to deal with the problems peons do anymore. Like calories, aging, or getting fired for shit talking about my fellow professionals on Twitter. Right? Even though she literally got fired for doing that last one, we’re gonna employ the lovely Rose McGowan as a public cautionary tale example of how no one’s free from that. Even in the celebrity realm. ’cause homegirl.. Read More

Braingames: Well he didn’t say I was *wrong*..

I’m not coordinated enough yet to eat soup and read simultaneously. Like the guy above, I can’t even manage to remember things fresh out the nuker are magma level hot. Which is ironic, I suppose, considering that my too-stupid-to-multitask non-quality drives me to hunt for something brainy on T.V. if I’m outta good documentaries to watch. Thus, lately, my go-to’s been “Brain Games”. The commercials give me just enough time.. Read More

Free money – the San Francisco tweet

Move over, rice-er-oni. San Francisco’s got a new treat. Some millionaire’s been dropping bills like SFO’s a glittery titty bar. You'll find white swans here; and, if you're lucky, a white envelope. (Too easy???) pic.twitter.com/xBgzQZSAS2 — Hidden Cash (@HiddenCash) May 27, 2014 Even though murder rampages will always get top story priority, it’s nice to see tales of charity also making news. I recall learning back in my college Communications.. Read More

Twitter – Simplicity, Spitballing, and SEO

Remember when Twitter first started? Yeah. Me either. It took me years to even set up an account, much less use it. Actually, the only reason I did was because my then-boyfriend said something like, “Twitter is for assholes.” Naturally, I saw it as a chance to spark conflict and have someone to take my misdirected femme-rage out on. So I set one up. Only problem is: when you limit.. Read More