Okay, don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate all kids. But I didn’t have kids for a reason, and it was NOT so that I could babysit yours. I work as a physical therapy tech. So when parents bring their kids in, they need to keep them quiet, keep them from mashing their snacks into the floor, and tell them not to bug me while I’m trying to work. Not-a-babysitter… Read More
Dexter 6: Reach Out and …Cut Snakes?
So, it’s only a couple months until season 6 arrives! I don’t have Showtime, so I will have to check it out a day or two late online. If you ruin any episodes for me, plastic sheets are in your future for sure. In any case, I checked out the official promo trailer to see what we could expect. Season 5 was a pit of despair, as Dexter helped Lumen.. Read More
Elisha Cuthbert goes #2 in the Ocean :/
Okay, no, she didn’t. It’s seaweed. I hope. Anyway, apologies – that was a crude and false pretense to get you to come here. But first – before you turn away in disappointment, yes – that is her, just a few humans larger in weight than when she filmed “The Girl Next Door” or “My Sassy Girl” or all those movies with “Girl” in it, where she’s walking in slow.. Read More
To Serve Assault and Protect Paychecks
“Dad!”…”Dad!”…”Dad!” The bloodcurdling cries of A 37 year old man pierce the night, as he screams out in vain for his father – who isn’t even present- to help save him. He is being beaten and tasered to what will be a slow and violent death in the streets of Fullerton, California, in a duel of six large, fit, men versus one unarmed, homeless man of 135 lbs. Bystanders look.. Read More
“Picture Me”
THE GLITZ Sara Ziff’s documentary, “Picture Me” gives us a glimpse into the world of modeling and shows us what transpires on the “other side” … of both the camera and the catwalk. Her boyfriend, Ole, is a film student; Thus when she wished to chronicle her journey through the world of the waify supermodel, he willingly took on the task – following her fashionista adventures through the multi-tiered land.. Read More
Bust a Blood Lust
For my “True Blood” lovies out there. So, according to the show, vampires cry blood, they snot blood, they obviously bleed blood, and all of their bodily functions w/regard to fluids are… you guessed it: blood… So, then, not that the guy vamps would necessarily be turned off when girls have their lady time each month *anyway* (quite the contrary, I suppose, since that’s kinda their “thing”). However, I missed.. Read More