So, I log in to this blog, to see that I am at exactly 99 posts: I contemplate making a joke about “99 posts and a bitch ain’t one”, but firstly, that would have been inappropriate because I’m almost always kind of a betch in my posts. Secondly, a “bitch” may not have been one of my posts, but a “ho” certainly was (or an e-pimper of one) via this.. Read More
Sorry, Charlie
It was roughly 2003 or 2004 of my college years, when some of my sophisticated acquaintances (roommates, ex boyfriends, random hipsters I’d meet at the local Shesha bar) introduced me to the almighty world of cine-meta: The wonderful works of Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Chris Cunningham, and the like. As for Mister Kaufman, I came to realize that a great deal of my favorite films had his involvement. Adaptation: Apparently.. Read More
Pardon My Profanity
Ah… the wonderful the world of profanity. You stub your toe: “SH*T!” The asshat in front of you stops because the light JUST barely turned yellow and you both totally could have made it to work on time: “MOTHER F*CK!” Your computer won’t load quickly enough. You drop a fork on the ground and have to pick it up. You try to use your defroster while the sticker is still.. Read More
Artificial Aphrodite – Top Favorite “Icon Chick” Flicks
On a rainy weekend morning, I’m in the mood for a good girly movie. I’ve always been a fan of the glitzy glamor flicks featuring “icon” chicks: Charismatic creatures who lived fast, fiery, fabulous lives, and died young. No, the story isn’t ever 100% who the women really were, but who cares? The entertainment escape and visual delciousness is what it’s all about. Here are the ingredients for my ideal.. Read More
Death-Mas to the Fire Alarm Puller
Pro-Christmas-nating: The act of putting off X-mas shopping yet another day when you don’t have that many days left to get said shopping done anyway. Well, Minnie had talked me into doing exactly this. So we settled for a family picture in some Christmas gear, cuddled, and watched the Deniro movie that launched a load of psychopaths to stalk Jodie Foster, attempt an assassination of Reagan, or send Bjork an.. Read More
With A Bang, Not a Whimper
I’m playing Marla Singer, and being “the big tourist” as I sift through my Facebook newsfeed, lurking out everyone’s theories and plans for end times. Not much longer, now! What time is end times? 11:11? Noon? Never? Anyway, instead of theorizing one way or another whether the Mayans had it right, wrong, or in between, I decided to entertain myself (and maybe you) with the top ways I’d like/not like.. Read More
Today’s English Lesson
This just in: Facebook is more than a place to post pictures of your meals, to speak on causes about which you don’t really intend to do anything, or complain about lovers and general malaise in life (while third world citizens and modern slaves wish they could be so lucky to have the luxury of boredom topping their complaint list) Rather, its interactiveness actually allows for mass education: …and for.. Read More
Pain-ic
Social anxiety has always been a bit of an issue for me; but when I was younger, I realized that to keep friends, you had to cultivate friendships. That meant going out and being social. For a time (and with the right liquid courage), I found that going out and having a good time had its merit. As a girl, you get to get dolled up, dress cute, and accessorize.. Read More
Dexter Update Predictions (spoilers)
Oh… Dexter’s getting good! And now that the phantom arsonist dude is dead, the only thing that is on fire now is Deb’s pants… because she’s definitely lying. My girl friend Megan raised some valid points about Dexter predictions for the coming episodes and seasons. We both hope that the romance remains somehow and that they get back together. We both also believe that Hannah was NOT responsible for drugging.. Read More
Resorting to Bath Salts and Abusing Sleep Drugs
Sigh. One can only take so much suffering before they finally give into a world of illegal drugs, criminal behavior, and transvestite prozzies. That’s why I am instead going to try to mitigate my suffering before the downward spiral of agony allows that to transpire. This fine evening, for instance, will feature some perfectly safe Epsom salts added to steamy hot bath (the non zombie bath salts), augmented by my.. Read More