I’m pretty pleased with my new modcloth purchase! Classy and clinging in all the right places, this number reminded me of the one Marilyn donned in the bonvoyage scene of “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”. Naturally, I had to get it, and was glad I did. With a 5’6″ physique I’d describe as a squooshed hourglass (bit of a bust, wide/bony hipbones, and small waist – but a really high waist). Even.. Read More
Ish Girls Say
Ish Girls Say… From adolescence to adulthood, those passive aggressive remarks women make seem to have followed. It’s as though we’ve matured physically only. Yes, I say we because I’m sure I’ve fallen into the routine of gossiping and being just as bad at one point or another. I don’t know a chick who hasn’t at least occasionally. Even that one seemingly perfect non-instigator you think you know or work.. Read More
Freak-piphone
As the shooting pain in my back jerked me into unwelcome consciousness this morning, I awoke to see “Freaks & Geeks” on TV. I’ve always kind of liked this show. Franco is an obvious asset, but Judd Apatow is pretty great on all levels when it comes to entertainment. However, as the first morning birds began to chirp, and I watched one of the “geeks” haphazardly perform a halftime funky.. Read More
No One Dies In Commercials
Random Morning Thought… Characters NEVER die in commercials. Why is that? Whether it’s marketing candy bars or depicting flu and cold as some furry fictitious creature getting hit by a speeding truck, there is always that scene at the end of the ad showing the character dejectedly saying, “I’m okay!” or emitting some type of a grunt (but still alive). It’s funny how we’ve no problem blowing people away with.. Read More
Directions
I may not have to sing my ABC’s to remember alphabetical order (too many jobs spent filing), but direct me North, South, East, or West, and I have to say the “Never Eat Sour Watermelons” device out loud, just to know where I’m going. Why? Let the misogynistic jokes commence. xoxo