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Why are occult accusations about the “all seeing eye” such BS? 1. TOO OBVIOUS. They wouldn’t show spooky mysterious documentaries on T.V. (much less the entertainment channel) called “secret societies”. Seriously. The Internet is one place to share conspiracy theories. Television, I imagine, would be a little more closely guarded, observed, and controlled if some faceless power hungry force were gearing up for a new world order on the shoulders.. Read More

So, wait. All these symbols we’ve been calling occult mean celebs…just… meditate? That’s boring. Why not just say so then? WHY SO MYSSSSTEERIOUS? Same reason you don’t spout off about your religion. That, and greed, maybe. We know this gland can make us more awake and aware. It can make us read other people better too. But it takes a little work. Like acquiring gold. That makes it rare. So,.. Read More

“Eureka!” -said no one ever in this century. Probably. Seriously, I don’t even think the people in labs who score scientific wins say that anymore. They probably say “Fckkk ya!” coupled with a couple victory fist pumps during those “aha!” moments when the results support the hypothesis or a solution becomes crystal clear. However, after Archimedes ran from the public bath with the same brainblowing epiphany about density that bores.. Read More

(Eureka Effect, continued): Apparently, the “Eureka Effect” is actually a two phase process. And it’s not the process that’s so complicated – it’s us. We overthink the shit. First, we’re at an impasse – we think we’ve explored all the possibilities and say dumb contradictory shit like “I know for a fact it’s in the house, but I’ve looked everywhere” when we misplace our keychain. This thought and verbal affirmation.. Read More