Is it old news if something happened last week and I’m just learning about it? Like a mosquito twister, for instance? Because I feel like a funnel cloud comprised of flying vampire bugs isn’t something that loses it’s lustre on the info front. We need to know about these things and teach them at church – right between communion and the handing out of pitchforks and torches to defend the.. Read More
Listen up wake ‘n bakers! Love shotguns and shots of espresso? Well, if you live in Washington, there’s some great news for you! You may’ve heard about “bulletproof coffee” – but now, marijuana coffee is a thing too. Hitting the markets in July, this cannabis concoction is cold brewed to leave you (allegedly) feeling alert and creative. At least that’s what product developer Adam Stites claims in his statement (that.. Read More
What’s shakin’, California? Hopefully not the earth underneath your feet on this fine Saturday. But I know that’s a thing that tends to happen there, so this story’s for you. Occasionally, I’ll get little messages from you west coast buddies after a quake. Some of you are wearing helmets. Some rock hockey masks. Others hide under their covers. (Obviously, the last one’s the safest – if you can’t see it.. Read More
People love watching survivor style reality T.V. I’m no exception – especially since my homie was on one of the shows last year. But – considering many explorers and all around bad asses have actually been in these real-life do or die situation sans camera crews – why not build a storyline out of that? Have a mix of divas and hardasses surviving for a few weeks, following in the.. Read More
Remember Blue’s Clues? When I was a kid, I had this quilted stuffed dog with button eyes I called “Blue Dog” (at eight, my creative think-outside-the-box skills were quickly formulating, obviously). So, naturally, I thought it was the coolest thing when there was a T.V. show about my cotton filled canine made of bedcovers – giving out clues. Then, Steve’s hosting of it ended. And it did so in a.. Read More
When I was little, Lionel Richie’s “Hello” video always got to me. She’s blind, he’s a stalker, and neither of them seem to understand basic phone ettiquette – like don’t hang up on someone you’ve just asked a question to before hearing the reply. Like a lot of idiot I know, they’re devoid of rationality although they both seem sorta sweet. But wouldn’t it be cool if we could combine.. Read More
So apparently, yesterday was “reset the net” day. The idea, I suppose, is to bring attention to the fact that we’re all living in modern Orwellian society. (Thanks!) And I guess we’re meant to download this thing online in order to block ‘em out like M.Knight.Shamalamadingdong’s tinfoil “Signs” hats. But as one internet commenter aptly put it, it might just be a trick – to get us to download more.. Read More
“And would you like skim, whole, soy, or butter in that?” Excuse me? Butter? Yes, that. Apparently, the performance-enhancing legal drug we all know and love is realizing even more of a boost. I dunno if the butterbeers of the Three Broomsticks ever had any better spells than our own libations, but this buttered coffee sure sounds like wizardry. But just because it’s called “bulletproof coffee” doesn’t mean you use.. Read More
Hey lady moms! Is your life giving quality just your nether-cat being a copy-cat? Hey, don’t shoot those laser eyes at me, I’m just reporting what science has to say about this. In a study published in the American Sociological review, indeed it seems that the manifestation of life by the vaj is ultra viral. In the internet sense of the term, at least. The idea is that if you’re.. Read More
“Tinder for dogs”? Wait what? So, it’s like dog dating? Or puppy prostitution? Play-dating? (Sorry, to let you down, Deuce Bigalow – but my little lady’s already spade). Actually, not so much. This new app has more to do with joining up humans and adoptable hounds and less to do with inter-mutt meetups. And the guys who also own Barkbuddy are responsible for this magnificence that keeps us from having.. Read More