No time for the gym today? That’s alright. Try lying to yourself in lieu!
Although intelligent, whoever come up with this seriously underestimated the implications of their creative invention. Why stop at one misleading claim?
The benefits to this activity are actually three fold:
1. Exercise – “I walked around the block twice today.”
2. Promiscuity – “I’ve been around the block a couple times.”
(and, finally, if you spend the resting step literally sitting on the brick itself for a bit):
3. Street Cred – “I’m from the block.”
Congratulations. You’ve gone from one dimensional to well rounded… via a three dimensional rectangle.
xoxo
<3~A