I first heard iamamiwhoami about a year ago. As Jonna and her group are an “outside the box” one, it’s easy to compare her to Gaga. But (beyond love for creative art) you can’t compare Jonna to any artist but Jonna. But we’ll try. I guess. The first time I heard and saw Gaga, it was bewildering – and not just because she’s “weird”. I like weird. I even liked.. Read More
I always promise myself I won’t get into petty online comment volleys. So whenever I relapse, I try to do what any spiritual guru will tell me: To forgive myself and remain present through my dark hour. The other day, I managed to muddle through my giving-in by thinking outside the Youtube comment box. In reality, I didn’t anticipate to start an argument. But whenever I see a loose seam.. Read More
Quick question, True Detective watchers: Did you die slightly inside as you marathon viewed this dark albeit very quotable series? And did you liven back up by reminding yourself, “It’s not real” (as you switched to SuperSoul Sunday reruns for the next week to layer over the viscous sickness that infected your soul’s bloodstream somewhere around the finale)? Well, get prepared for a secondary death. Because it is real. It.. Read More
Am I the only person who thinks that “common core” isn’t the worst idea ever? I mean, at least the idea of it? Having more than one option on deck for solving random problems in life? I admit I only just saw this image or method for the first time today. There was no explanation provided, so it took me a few seconds to figure out how this method worked… Read More
What? How could you? How could all of you bastards do this to me? In what feels like the worst surprise party ever, nobody took the time to warn me that National Coffee day was today. (I’ll pause for you to purse your lips solemnly and e-console me). Had I known, had I been forewarned, had one of you people who claims to be my friend reminded me the way.. Read More
Workaholics did a great episode not too long ago about a gamer troll antagonizing them. Being that it’s “Workaholics” we’re talking about, the hapless potheads all gathered together, impersonated a SWAT unit, and hunted down the house of the man who’d been shiz talking into his headphones at them. What they were going to do once they actually got there was about as planned out as any hash-brained idea would.. Read More
So I just watched “Lucy” last night. (*warning: spoilers and a half coming*) Honest opinion? It was literally an amalgamation of that one flick she already did (called “Her” opposite an awkward Joaquin Phoenix character, where she plays an evolving computer who ultimately also merges with Alan Watts and the holy Higgs field. I’m pretty sure she even says, “I’m everywhere…” at the end of that too) and another movie.. Read More
A video of sex happening? On youtube? Inside a body scanner? I dunno what I was expecting from this “how life looks like inside an MRI machine”. In my mind’s eye, I suppose, it was meant to be something like this: Because anytime I imagine coitus plus anything technology, Bjork’s sex bots mechanically fondling one another is going to be the first thing that bubbles to the surface from my.. Read More
I seriously figured this had to be a hoax when I saw it: Really, nature? This mother effer looks like the lost aqueous cousin from Puppet Master’s horror collection. And the diving scientists who were submerged for research (not really them, but their Nautilus Live expedition ROV) were about as surprised as I was to see this swimming machete meandering along through the watery depths too, according to the video.. Read More
It’s adorable seeing animals anthropomorphized on the interwebz. Sometimes it’s even useful. Especially if you’re issuing grim life updates: And I get sick of seeing the peanut gallery and their buzz killery via shaming owners for the adorable media being shared: “Waaah… You must be abusing your dog if they’re sitting in that swing… or walking on two legs… or on fire…” You know the deal. You’ve seen the comments… Read More