For my “True Blood” lovies out there.

So, according to the show, vampires cry blood, they snot blood, they obviously bleed blood, and all of their bodily functions w/regard to fluids are… you guessed it: blood…

So, then, not that the guy vamps would necessarily be turned off when girls have their lady time each month *anyway* (quite the contrary, I suppose, since that’s kinda their “thing”). However, I missed a detail on the mechanics of vamp sex ed 101, or I’m guessing every nookie with Sookie ends up in a sea of scarlet… and I don’t mean the stuff emitting from *her* femoral and jugular arteries.


How *does* that work?

<3~A