Deeeear Nev, That is your name, right? You don’t say it enough – so I just want to make sure before I proceed… Anyway, I’m writing you because I’m totes in love with this chick I met online… but I have some apprehensions. You see, I can understand that she doesn’t like to video chat or whatever. Not everyone’s into that. I get it (and also I was willing to.. Read More
Pipe the fkk down!
Inconsiderate ass-grabs. Who? Oh, just my neighbors. Since I moved in years ago, their foot stomping and kid shouting was consistent and annoying right away. I met the chick, though, and she seemed nice (a young grandmother) enough. She watches her grandchildren for her daughter, so I tried to have some sympathy for a woman managing a bunch of disobedient little shits kids. Before long, however, the domestic quarrels began… Read More
Birthdays Malaise
Calm down. Calm down. You didn’t miss it. It’s not here yet (thank goodness). However, as that foreboding “halfway point” (between my last birthday and the next one) came and went, I realized two things. The first? There’s definitely an inverse relationship between the accelerating speed of time between these menacing milestones and… your metabolism. The second? This: Hmmm. Well, I gave optimism a shot and was promptly cock-blocked by.. Read More
Tag! Is 15 year old YOU in any of these snappies?
Hi there 
If you were linked to this, you probably have that same “Oh shit… How bad did I look?” feeling we all had a million years ago when we finally got back a pack of party pics from the weekend. This was when you’d have to wait at least an hour to see if a “retake” was needed, had to buy a whole new roll of film to.. Read More