For a grumpier metaphorical spin on Gump’s comparison of life to chocolates, here’s this fun thing: In fairness, they are speaking in a language common to a nation known to put worms in other products for human consumption (like Tequila). That’s all. Have a beautiful day!
Masterpiece Mastication Massacre
One not-so-special day, after several years of no vacations and several days of no sunshine, I decided to bring both to myself via victuals… or at least attempt as much. Inspired by some Instagrammer’s cute fruit display, I thought, why not recreate that myself? And then sign my name in caramel sauce? And then destroy it with the hole my teeth live in? (No derpy comments if you’ve seen the.. Read More