“I imagine Eva would stand a good distance away and lift her skirt… And then there would be some sort of soggy climax on Hitler’s part. And that would be that.” These words (which sound a lot like a cross between 7 Year Itch and the immaculate orgasm scene from 40 Days and 40 Nights) actually come from author-historian Martin Amis who’s been writing pieces on Hitler for a couple.. Read More
RetroSurvivor – best reality show idea ever.
People love watching survivor style reality T.V. I’m no exception – especially since my homie was on one of the shows last year. But – considering many explorers and all around bad asses have actually been in these real-life do or die situation sans camera crews – why not build a storyline out of that? Have a mix of divas and hardasses surviving for a few weeks, following in the.. Read More
Quetzalcoatl decoded
Yesterday, as I was trying in vain to manifest a literary masterpiece, a pterodactyl flew by. Actually, it was an eagle. But the eagle was carrying a snake. So that’s cool. Mofo was so massive in wingspan that it blocked out the sun. For a second, I was sure we were having a solar eclipse. It was a pretty amazing sight – so much so that in my selfish relishing.. Read More