Watching a documentary on men who dig younger chicks when I remembered a photo I’d been meaning to “meme” for some time… Instead of embedding, I’ve linked it via my Ashley original pic above. I myself have barely begun the movie, so I’ll just have to “update” this blog if and when I finish it. Already I’m in light disagreement with some of what I’m hearing, but subjects like these.. Read More
Obama Illuminati Symbol?
You probably came here thinking, “Oh – so Ashley is some illuminati conspiracy theorist now?” Eh… That’s not the idea. I do get annoyed with hearing about how every famous person in the world is “part of it”, though. So, I figured I would beat them to the punch. I can almost guarantee that anyone who is a theorist who sees this new Obama clip (where he’s crying, and twice.. Read More
In The Age of Information…
I’ve seen this meme going around lately: If we’re talking the details of quantum physics, ehhh… I guess you get a pass. But everyday stuff? Not so much – and it’s not because you should have every detail on every topic memorized. Rather, in the age of smartphones, when it comes to info assimilation, we’re living a real life game of “Who Wants to be a Millionare?” It’s called ignorance.. Read More
Sandy, Tom Cruise, and Fake Fish
Did Sandra steal your power? Are you stuck home, bored? Well, so are these people: That’s why they’re standing around and staring at eachother like they’re waiting for the mothership to arrive. They came out to see what Times Square looks like when there aren’t any people in it. You, on the other hand, get to watch them watch the empty streets from the comfort of your own home. Sidenote:.. Read More
Girl Model
I was down with the flu, so I spent my sick day watching a documentary I’d been wanting to see for a while about young girls in the modeling industry. It’s a little different from “Picture Me”, though. Video embedded after the blog! Against the creepy backdrop of some Aphex Twin sounding music, “Girl Model” invites you into the twisted world of teen modeling. We follow Nadya, a beautiful 14.. Read More
I should make this App for Iphone…
Let’s get something straight right now. I don’t “count” calories. I add them via my mouth, and subtract them from my ass via low impact cardio. That’s just me. That’s just what I do. Everyone else doesn’t have to…but I will say that if more people did do this, there might be a hell of a lot less carping about size. It might also keep fewer women from lying to.. Read More
How it all began – not with a bang but a Swarzchild Radius
So, we’re a few months out from the end of the world and I think I’ve finally figured out how it all began… or close to it, at least. As I was watching a fun TV show called “The Universe” with its musings on the Big Bang, and how our universe can be traced back all these billions of years to that one point in time, I couldn’t help but.. Read More
Apple Hacks?
So I wake up to a breakfast of …Apple Hacks? Seriously, were we all raped in our sleep? I don’t have time to worry about this ish; gotta rush off to work! Someone tell me what’s up, if this “keep calm and follow these steps” site is legit, and how much I need to worry, pu-leeeeease, and thx. From the site: http://techland.time.com/2012/09/04/apple-device-ids-leaked-by-antisec-hackers-what-you-need-to-know/ A group of hackers claims to have stolen.. Read More
Cute Cat is Cute
I was looking through some “We Love Pets” page on Facebook because I’m a typical girl, and came across this giggle worthy picture: While I don’t like cats quite as much as I do dogs (seriously, they just don’t love you as much!), I couldn’t help laugh as this came to mind: That is all. xoxo
Klan Kouture
The hour and a half spent at the salon, sitting in a horrible chair, exacerbating my stenosis while getting “blonded” is mitigated only by the latest and greatest girly girl magazines of the month. I get unnecessarily excited about makeup and clothing; Thus, Allure, Marie Claire, and Vogue all help me get through the ceaseless sciatica misery. Even the crazy just-for-the-catwalk outfits are sometimes fun to view for giggles. But.. Read More