Segregated living: richer in the front, poorer in the rear

Have you ever lived in a place you can barely afford? And feel like a hooker browsing on Rodeo anytime you walk through your own foyer? Well, good. You should. In fact, a New York apartment building that’s in the making is going to save you some trouble of feeling bad about being alive in the presence of your you-so-fancy neighbors. The 33 story building imminently coming to 40 Riverside.. Read More

Let’s all fap to Leo’s latest lair

Holy haters-gonna-hate Wednesday, Batman. Logically, I know how the other handful half lives, but the passing report of Leonardo DiCaprio’s – the actor and human being’s – new spot in Greenwich Village had me completely green – and I’m still not sure if it was with envy or nausea. I just know it wasn’t from a rain of Benjies. As I turned on “the news” during my coffee making this.. Read More

Mexican druglord villa siezed… try not to vomit.

My soul just shat itself. Billions of dollars in various forms of currency, guns in numbers exceeding any museums you’ve visited, exotic animals, and some priceless pieces of stolen artwork were all seized from the house of a Mexican druglord a couple months back. I’m just hearing about it now, but the whole concept is still kinda surreal to me because even though I’m no angel, I’ve yet to become.. Read More