I said I was gonna do it. And glob-damn if I didn’t try my hardest. But it was a failed venture. I just… don’t get it. I used to be so good at these. The “lazy, fat, days”. The routine was simple in the old days when my sanguine traffic flow was consistently polluted with pharmaceuticals and I ate processed canned crap. I’d get up, ply the lipped fissure in.. Read More
On the heels of my fitness vlogger piece, comes a fitness blogger piece. Cassey Ho (who I didn’t even know was a thing until this viral video came out) recently did a sad skit meant to shine a spotlight on the cyberbullying issue (because all the real celebs who do sad videos seem to be having a great effect on actual bullying and not just looking more saintly while traipsing.. Read More
Although I’ve ragged on Freelee’s rag-cup videos before, she does have some great diet inspo. It’s just that I dunno if the way the diet gets championed is a blanket answer for everyone whose lifestyles are so… different from hers. But let’s backtrack for a sec. First, I’ll say that I can’t argue that this “Raw till 4” (the routine where you eat mostly fruits all day and can eat.. Read More
In today’s not-news, Mila Kunis is getting sued for stealing a chicken. Ya know, maybe if she’d hidden her identity behind a fantastic faux hair piece like SIA does when she steals stuff, then she could’ve gotten away with it better. And she could’ve gone un-sued. And she’d now be living a life with her new avian acquaintance like the imaginary characters from Friends did with their duck in that.. Read More
Ah, morning wood. (Really, I’d expect nothing less from someone who walks around pantless all the time) Any straight femme who’s ever done the long term relache thing is well aware of this phallic phenomena (in fact, I’m just now wondering if that’s why they’ve graciously endowed it with the “cock” moniker – ‘cause like a throbbing, veiny, rooster – it’s up and crowing before you are?) Yes. That’s the.. Read More
And now for a video of RDJ walking out mid-interview: (Fast-fwd to the last minute or so) Verdict? I would’ve done the same damned thing. The thing is, the interviewer is so equally parts transparent-in-his-motives and too-nervous-to-execute-’em, that the whole boiling pot of awkwardness just simmers down to Downey trying not to watch him through facepalm fingers as he struggles for the right words like a fish struggling for aqueous.. Read More
After falling in love with Sia all over again (see: Elastic Heart), I couldn’t help but feel that familiar judgment twinge when I heard one of the tunes on her newest CD recently. Yes, I’m late to the game. But the first time I got an auditory gander at the whole shebang was in my car. Only the CD player works, so a friend and I were flipping through the.. Read More
Ah, dogs. They really do add to your quality of life. Ya know, if you don’t have too many. That said, I’m half afraid that my family and I might indeed end up featured on TLC for living under a layer of dog feces and fur before too long. My sister and I both have a dog – and now that we’ve gotten the itch for more – a new.. Read More
“The key is to live not in a poverty mindset – but one of abundance.” I heard this from my island dwelling hippie pal who’d be totally “off grid” if not for the fact that I met him through his youtube channel (so obviously they’ve got internet out there). But aside from that tech connection, this dude’s the real deal. He lives off of foraged fruit, built his own dwelling,.. Read More
Catch up with me, slowpoke. Read and e-run last entry’s trails (entrails?) South Valley Trail (8.7 miles) (They snapped the pic here because this is the widest the waterside path gets before you might fall off and drown.) Biggest plus: Crazy terrain bordering water Biggest disappointment: None. Much like the Lord of the Rings trilogy, this one’s a trail I’ll never actually finish in one go (never understood how those.. Read More