After much coaxing and a tad of extra time, I decided to heed my friend Richard’s demand to embark on a DexterThon so that we can ultimately host the ultimate E-SlumberParty; Comprising a slough of furious plunking on our keyboards and phones to one another, and saying things like “OMG wasn’t that one scene the BEST?!!?!!!!1” Were he here, we might also braid hair, paint nails together, giggle, and talk about our respective periods and how fat we are, waiting for the other person to say “no you’re not~!!”

As always, I wanted to comply with his demands, but I’ve little money and high expectations: Naturally, that equates to a fantastic formula for acquiring said seasons via UTorrent, complaining all the while that my free entertainment-to-be is downloading too slowly. But it’s worth it. If nothing else than because of my dark sense of humor, which I realized I had when I first fell in love with Scrubs and still watch it’s reruns to this day:

Okay, so the dark humor admittedly came well before The Todd. Anyway, since I’m downloading all of these Dexter seasons simultaneously, it’s obviously gonna be a lil bit slow. But I remain displeased, daydreaming of ways to reason with my little torrents (or just mind eff them) and convince them to compete against eachother:

“Look, Season 2~!! Season 1 is beating you. You gonna let him do that to you?! You’re supposed to be superior! Season 5, I don’t even want to talk to you until you’re at – like – 80 percent. Or better. You only have five episodes. Now get out of my site.”

Get it? End of blog? Get outta my site? Otherwise it’d be “sight”?

God you’re illiterate. Go away. Dexter’s starting. Besides, our session’s over:

<3~A