You probably came here thinking, “Oh – so Ashley is some illuminati conspiracy theorist now?”
Eh… That’s not the idea. I do get annoyed with hearing about how every famous person in the world is “part of it”, though.
So, I figured I would beat them to the punch.
I can almost guarantee that anyone who is a theorist who sees this new Obama clip (where he’s crying, and twice uses his middle finger to wipe his eye, leaving his pointer finger straddling it on the other side) is going to start saying he’s faking tears as an excuse to flash an illuminati symbol.
I just can’t wait.
As I’ve said in a previous blogs – Maybe there’s some secret society leading our government and maybe there isn’t. I just don’t have the time or energy to stand out with signs in the cold to go on a hunch, though.
I also don’t get to vote the secret societies in or out of office, if they exist.
Hell, because of the electoral college, I don’t even get to vote for the president!
(Now, there’s a real reason to cry… with enough tears to use your whole hand)
xoxo
<3~A