So this delicious little dish of Vogue eye candy got arrested for stealing candy. First, I love the lawyer’s reply to the allegations that go as follows: 1. He said she forgot she had the items (like… chocolate bars?) in her bag when she left Whole Foods. 2. He said the “store detectives” singled her out. #IDon’tKnowHowToLawyer “While she was about to leave the store … she remembered what she.. Read More
Maggot In The Middle
For a grumpier metaphorical spin on Gump’s comparison of life to chocolates, here’s this fun thing: In fairness, they are speaking in a language common to a nation known to put worms in other products for human consumption (like Tequila). That’s all. Have a beautiful day!