Ah, profanity. It can be such a relief to let loose those aggressive little words. And according to science, it just might not be such a bad thing all the time. Not terribly unlike Jay and Bob, I too grew up in a house where we would all occasionally morph into Linda Blair and vomit out a cocktail of lewd invectives from a spinning head when we felt powerless or.. Read More
These theme parks are ridiculous
Still don’t know where to spend summer? Why not pack up the family and take the kids to one of these theme parks that probably shouldn’t exist? First up: Loveland Wait – was that the human centipede I saw in there? Located in Jeju, South Korea, this adult theme park opened in 2004 to “break barriers of sexual social pressures”. And who’s responsible for this brilliance? 20 Hongik University students.. Read More
Chinese dingle trap?
Where is YOUR favorite place to put your penis? Between some of the Hollywood movies I have seen and tales told by the men I know, apparently there are many an adventurous penis out there. And the desire to have a perpetual sausage Odyssey is so great that men and little boys alike have let it lead them through their lives like some fleshy legless horse drawn carriage. And I.. Read More
Follicular face framing: are beards still sexyful?
Dear subjects, “Beards and face scruff aren’t sexy anymore”. Love, Science Dear Science, this is my friend Kyle: Go home, science. You’re obv on bath salts. Looove, Ashley To be fair, sometimes beards can be a turn off. I mean, if it looks like there might possibly be a small village of woodland creatures residing in it, that might be more alarming than arousing. But assuming we’re talking about fairly.. Read More