So my mind’s moving a bit slowly today. A bit slowly and a bit like a Lana Del Ray song, all melodramatically languishing around in the calcified dome it calls home. Part of it’s ‘cause I’ve been a bit “under the weather” and part of it’s because everyone’s under the weather – or at least its tyrannical rule when it’s ice raining like this outside. I’m not a fan of.. Read More
Ring my bell, go to hell, and ask satan for sarcasm courses while you’re there.
One of my more interesting unintentional content-inspirers posted something majestic today. It came from this Facebook group (which has probably been around for ages, but since I live under a rock is totally new to me) called “Christians Against Drugs”. The site actually touches on sex and everything else fun in addition to the mind-altering goodies. And it’s so deliciously dripping in satire, that I spent a good five minutes.. Read More
Will learning Cantonese get me closer to “Lucy” level mind control?
I once read that we assume different personas when speaking different languages. At the time, I attributed that to the fact that we tend to socially match whoever we’re speaking with – and that it thus might be a cultural mirroring kind of a thing. However, while I’m sure that has to do with at least part of it, this piece I just perused on speaking Cantonese offers its own.. Read More
Does porn star “library girl” need Jesus? Or just a backup plan?
Ever get nookie amongst books? Dirty in a word-atorium? Sexed hard against hardback texts? Some people just like getting down while they’re out in public. Regular people just trying to escape from their real careers and lives by indulging in a taboo with their boo. Libraries are quiet – like churches – which is why I tend to think this fantasy’s so common. With all that sacred silence, it feels.. Read More
Why do old people bother getting married?
So this 75 year old dude re-proprosed to his 75 year old ex wife. At WallyWorld. It may not sound super romantic – being in WalMart and all – but that’s where she worked. So, in a way, I guess it kinda was, because he wanted all her friends to see and make a fuss over her and stuff afterward. Thing is, they’d been divorced for about 43 years when.. Read More
WCW: let’s celebrate Kate (woman crushing with a purpose)
Ehhhh, so what if I’m a day late? Let’s break the rules! Take the hashtags to the blogs! Celebrate #WCW twelve hours late! It’s Woman Crush Wednesday…. On Thursday morning! Ya know, what makes fantasy fodder so much fun is the same thing Hugh Hefner experiences IRL and Matt Mac’s character eloquently explains in “Dazed and Confused”: “I get older and they stay the same age.” That means that as.. Read More
You spin me right round like a wrecked-car, baby.
I’m in love with this prank… (Thanks dude at 2:11 for bringing my lockjaw back with your goddamned infectious cackle) …but I have to wonder: what in the world possessed these dudes to get in the car with a perfect stranger? I tend to think it’s that poorly executed flow of convo that happens when people who are kinda nervous and maybe kinda into themselves go on a first date.. Read More
How d’ya survive a 21 day ab challenge? Put your trainer and time on mute.
I caught myself saying that annoying thing the other day. “I wish I had a tighter tummy…” Not out loud – mind you. Can’t let my entourage that doesn’t exist think for even a second that my self-confidence is wavering whatsoever. Rather, it was one of those annoying self-talk things that speaks to you in such a subconscious whisper that it makes your brow furrow in discontent and your breathing.. Read More
This tile job is money
Can you guess what this tiling is made out of? None other than honest Abe himself. Indeed, every last little speck of this “tile” is made out of pennies – the shinier ones making up that cool little center border and the other shittier ones interspersed with each other to create a kind of bronze-y looking Heinz 57 variety of copper coloring. It was initiated by this guy and his.. Read More
What “fake it till you make it” really means for the mentally-tough confused
Ah, Psych Today delivers again. And this time it’s with a refreshing take on this whole “mental toughness” deal I touched on a few days ago. In that last article (speaking on that OG viral piece about what mentally tough people don’t do), I was a bit annoyed with the negative language and how little the author brought in the more human elements and tendencies to her advice. While I.. Read More