There was this cute movie Jenny McCarthy once did called “Dirty Love”. It was fun for what it was – a mindless, fluffy, sexy, comedy – but you’d hurt your brain if you looked too deeply. Which, natch, I tried to do. While the message is supposed to be good – about seeking out “pure” love versus “dirty” love with the kind of low-level sorta person you think you “deserve”.. Read More
Why TSA fondle imposter victims didn’t report assault.
Wanna get drunk and grope women? No problem! Just put on a blue outfit, some latex gloves, and head to the airport. Like this one dude who posed as a TSA agent to digitally diddle hot check-in chicks. (“…and yes TSA does stand for “Tickle Some Ass”) In an HTF (is HTF acceptable as a modification of WTF for “how the fckk”?) story that recently took place, a dude did.. Read More
Vaginal water vessel? Why not!
Beavers make dams to use bodies of water as protection. But what if your own beaver could protect you by crossing bodies of water? Hey! Anyone want to take a ride in my vagina? I mean – vagina boat?! Well, that’s too bad. ‘cause I don’t have one. But you know who does? This Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi who captured her snatch onto a 3D printing technology which turned it.. Read More
Sex Victim Vigilante Vandals
Apparently Columbia is doing a shitty job of rape prevention. The stats are something like one one out of five femmes getting poon wounded unwillingly – but only thirteen percent report it. Why? Probably because it’s an Ivy League school with Ivy League members of the good old boys club. So that sucks for victims seeing no rape repercussions. But what now sucks for the assailants (#sorrynotsorry) is that the.. Read More
Huffaceplant Post: Is success waking up in your own blood?
What’s success? Money? Social relevance? Waking up in a viscous pool of your own blood? I just watched (five minutes of because I can’t sit through a whole T.V. show in one sitting) an Arianna Huffington thing that talked about her earlier years, her time on the debate team, the political stuff, Huffington post… Just… Pretty much everything except the amazing mug-work she’s had done. (Actually she hasn’t and is.. Read More
Strike An Adi-Pose
You know what sucks more ass than fat? Dying while you get fat sucked out of your ass. Which is what happened to this former supermodel a couple years ago: (Not bad for middle aged chick right?). Now the found-guilty doctor is facing time – but not as much as he should for a med-profesh who knew she’d had her effing heart replaced a decade prior. Even for normal people,.. Read More
Funbags and fitness with Victoria’s Secret
Much like yoga and porn preferences, workouts are a personal thing. Which is why the whole makeup at the gym thing is sort’ve “so what”? In the words of Marie Antoinette – “Let them have cake (face)!” Out of basic insecurity, it’s really easy for us to look at other people and judge. I do it – that projection thing. Whether it’s deflecting blame or mitigating shame by saying something.. Read More
Shape apron shaming: It’s flesh, not fat.
Let’s say you’re temporarily fat. You got wide this winter, summer’s coming, and the world’s ending. Right? When we witness excess in any form, it’s usually a symptom of underlying turmoil in the human under its influence. People who are perpetually too thin, too fat, too high, too drunk, whatever – generally aim to fill a pain void #ExceptionsExistDuh But you take someone like this who lost 170 pounds and.. Read More
Mean Girls IRL: From shoves to shovels
Yeah… I dunno what’s more nauseating about this story of the girl fight with garden appliances – so you tell me. What’s worse: Seeing a sixteen year old get clocked in the cranium by her ex-buddy with an airborne digging tool? The insensitive sharing and laughing at it on social media? Or (wait for it) the fact that the girl died later that day? With Facebooks trend inundation feature, I.. Read More
Cultural body mods
From tits to adipose vacuums, we’re a body-mod loving culture. And we’re not alone. I mean, across cultures. As if cutting and bruising and stabbing with hypodermics isn’t bad enough, we’re also really good at beating ourselves up about it. It’s that whole lack of humility thing where we think we’re better than everyone else when it comes to stuff like acts of inhumanity in the name of patriotism. Then,.. Read More