Okay, Okay. I’ve got one for you. So, Snookie, Smeagol, and the choreographer of “Thriller” walk into a pool… You’ve got to help me out with the punchline. I’m finding the photos themselves pretty hard to outdo. #lordoftheolympicrings #retrolympics
99 Problems And Bitching Solves None.
“It’d be cool if Facebook’s newsfeed prioritized status updates by comedy level. That way, I’d be in a more compassionate mood from laughing by the time I scrolled down to the negative reality stuff.” “I’ve got 99 problems and bitching solves none” –This Bitch, “The FaceBook Files” No – really. Let’s talk about this. It’s so awesome that we have social networking and can share everything from thoughts and memes.. Read More
“Just Kidding” = Joke Suicide
It’s so rare that I come across a blogger, youtuber, or anyone on the net in general who can make me laugh. It takes a certain kind of scathing humor. So when I came across Mr. Adam Buckley, I couldn’t help but laugh, sift through our common hatred of current “music”, and eventually learn that I’m not the only one who gets livid when others can’t “take a joke”: Much.. Read More
Pardon My Profanity
Ah… the wonderful the world of profanity. You stub your toe: “SH*T!” The asshat in front of you stops because the light JUST barely turned yellow and you both totally could have made it to work on time: “MOTHER F*CK!” Your computer won’t load quickly enough. You drop a fork on the ground and have to pick it up. You try to use your defroster while the sticker is still.. Read More
In The Age of Information…
I’ve seen this meme going around lately: If we’re talking the details of quantum physics, ehhh… I guess you get a pass. But everyday stuff? Not so much – and it’s not because you should have every detail on every topic memorized. Rather, in the age of smartphones, when it comes to info assimilation, we’re living a real life game of “Who Wants to be a Millionare?” It’s called ignorance.. Read More