I can forgive those who fall for the “Your Dirty Mind” memes like this: To be fair, that armpit does, at first glance, look strikingly like my hairdresser did after cutting my Greek boyfriend’s hair off. It was very dirty. And hairy. Like him. And so were her upper limbs by the end. So an armpit’s forgivably mistake-able. But what about the long arm of the law? Or more like.. Read More
Pedobear’s paid $3 Mill after winning lottery.
In today’s Where’s-Your-God-Now news: a sex-offender just won a $3 million lottery. Not just any sex offender, mind you – a pedophile. A total “come on into the back of my van where there’s puppies and candy and all the characters from Frozen doing a play act ‘round the clock like vaudeville for children” style Chester. One who diddled two kiddies under the age of twelve, too. That’s who just.. Read More
Wrongfully convicted dude rightfully sues for $162 mill
Remember the suicide scene from Shawshank redemption? Where old dude Brooks gets out of prison after forever, tries to acclimate to this alien world, and just hangs himself instead? He’s like “fckk this noise, I’m out this bish.” I remember seeing that as a kid and not understanding fully. I mean, the guy was finally free. Why end it now? In my child-mind it was hard to consider what a.. Read More
Excessive Farce
REMEMBER KELLY THOMAS? He was this poor dude with a mental disorder, down on his luck, without a job, homeless, etc. If you get depressed easily, don’t look it up, but if you do, I’ll give you the short and skinny so you don’t have to: He was beaten to death by cops… like…. super beaten. All those “hard to break” bones in his face and stuff – they broke… Read More