Ever get your rocks off while stoned? (That’s right. We’re starting with a zinger today.) No, of course not. Because pot makes you lazy (see: generalization based on men I should have never dated). But wouldn’t it be great if you could combine the highs of natural, primal ecstasy with whatever it is in weed that people seem to like and I can’t relate to? Well, your prayers have been.. Read More
Laughing gas? You mean bitch mist?
Virtual reality at the dentist? As a pain reliever? Instead of numbing agents? Or happy gas? What sorcery is this?! Yep. A virtual reality experiment had some surprisingly effective results at the tooth doctor’s office. The claim – that it minimizes pain and anxiety during procedures – seemed to hold up according to the testimonies of the patients themselves. But even more telling was the contraption they were hooked up.. Read More
Stealing half a mill is less illegal than smoking weed. (Who knew?!)
Ever wonder how much money’s in those parking meters? Thomas Rico, a public works inspector in New Jersey sure did – right before stealing $460,000 in quarters from a buncha them. Now, he’s facing about five years worth of probation for cuffin’ them coins. Really? That’s all? I mean I get that the fact that it was quarters sort of trivializes the story a bit. But, dude – that’s still.. Read More
Did Eve (AKA our ape ancestor) drop shrooms to get smart?
Funny that a Discovery news story on magic mushrooms should pop up in my feed when I just saw a documentary on hallucinogens last night. Collective consciousness, much? I’ve always dug the edible non-druggy mushrooms. Even as a kid, I’d get ’em piled on my greasy pizza and drowned in my Udon soup. As for the psilocybin sort? Eh… I may or may not have tried them once and I.. Read More
Snackderall
Remember back in grade school when we’d trade our goods? Lisa Frank stickers? Happy meal toys? Beanie Babies? Drugs? A kid recently made the news when he tried to trade his Adderall to his classmates for delicious Cheese-its. Far more epic than that actual attempted (reasonable, in my opinion) barter, was his mom’s response to the whole debacle. When asked to come speak to the school officials and authorities, she.. Read More
Get highper! Weed coffee for Washington in June
Listen up wake ‘n bakers! Love shotguns and shots of espresso? Well, if you live in Washington, there’s some great news for you! You may’ve heard about “bulletproof coffee” – but now, marijuana coffee is a thing too. Hitting the markets in July, this cannabis concoction is cold brewed to leave you (allegedly) feeling alert and creative. At least that’s what product developer Adam Stites claims in his statement (that.. Read More
String jingles & joints join generations in Denver
Maybe you like a li’l pot to augment your ipod playlist at the day’s end. Just to, ya know, anesthetize the pain of being boring. Or augment your god like existence. And you know who else who loves those two things? Rich people, apparently. That’s right. High society is now giving itself a new name with events like Classically Cannibis (basically a sativa string party) that Colorado Symphony Orchestra is.. Read More
Nose candy traces in random places
Is U.K. tap water full of cocaine? Or are they just “taking the piss”? (that’s a Brit term that I may or may not be using correctly…) Well, both. Kind of. In part of a long list of unexpected locales in which booger sugar has shown up, Britain’s drinking water is certainly up there. “How’d it get there?” you ask? Apparently, they do so much of it that the yeyo’s.. Read More
Down to brass tacks on uppers
Ah, college. It’s really easy to reflect on that little bubble of time where everything was possible and my only job was to study and make A’s. Often, I’ll idealize that window of time in my brain. The truth is, I worked really hard and played really hard. And sometimes I played really hard while I worked really hard. About eight years out from when I departed the collegiate womb,.. Read More
Best vines in life are free, maaaan….
Original Video – More videos at TinyPic “Series?” Series-ly, subtitle dude? That’s not what she said at all. Try again, friend. I wasn’t gonna watch the Miss Lohan show, but after giving it a chance one night, I admittedly got sucked into the unforgivable reality docuseries void. It sorta offered another side of the Cady character from what I’ve heard and… well heard (I didn’t see much up until this.. Read More