When I see makeup – whether in a store or online, I get unnecessarily excited and feel compelled to buy something. All those pretty colors! It’s like I’m five again, going through my mom’s cabinet of creams and pressed powders. I don’t even have to be out of my previous product purchase before the desire for more garish gunk stirs deep within me. But I realized today (as I oohed.. Read More
Which way do YOU lay?
I’m sure they missed a few here. Which one are you? Me? The first one if I’m alone. The last one if anyone tries to share the bed with me. When solo, I stay still in slumber… Any company, and my dreaming limbs attempt to reject them from my bed like a bad implant from a surgery patient. “Qwoping” Gang-up-on-him style. xoxo
Obama Illuminati Symbol?
You probably came here thinking, “Oh – so Ashley is some illuminati conspiracy theorist now?” Eh… That’s not the idea. I do get annoyed with hearing about how every famous person in the world is “part of it”, though. So, I figured I would beat them to the punch. I can almost guarantee that anyone who is a theorist who sees this new Obama clip (where he’s crying, and twice.. Read More
Dexter’s New Girlfriend
I was re-watching last Sunday’s Dexter (missed the first half when it aired) today post work, when I realized two things. First: “Haxter” – for obvious reasons – would make the ideal portmanteau of their names. Second: Although we all imagined how death table sex might be since season one, it wasn’t any less hot once it finally happened. And letter C – As Haxter initiated the wiener waltz, I.. Read More
In The Age of Information…
I’ve seen this meme going around lately: If we’re talking the details of quantum physics, ehhh… I guess you get a pass. But everyday stuff? Not so much – and it’s not because you should have every detail on every topic memorized. Rather, in the age of smartphones, when it comes to info assimilation, we’re living a real life game of “Who Wants to be a Millionare?” It’s called ignorance.. Read More