In case melanoma by la mar (el mar?) isn’t enough for we who worship the sun ray deities, a solar powered bikini is now on the beach scene (eh – in its beta stages) to power your cancer-causing smartphone (Dr. Oz did a thing on a thing, so that means it’s infallibly true). Because, like, why take a technology break and enjoy the glittering, rippling waves in your view? Or.. Read More
Let’s all fap to Leo’s latest lair
Holy haters-gonna-hate Wednesday, Batman. Logically, I know how the other handful half lives, but the passing report of Leonardo DiCaprio’s – the actor and human being’s – new spot in Greenwich Village had me completely green – and I’m still not sure if it was with envy or nausea. I just know it wasn’t from a rain of Benjies. As I turned on “the news” during my coffee making this.. Read More
Mean Girls IRL: From shoves to shovels
Yeah… I dunno what’s more nauseating about this story of the girl fight with garden appliances – so you tell me. What’s worse: Seeing a sixteen year old get clocked in the cranium by her ex-buddy with an airborne digging tool? The insensitive sharing and laughing at it on social media? Or (wait for it) the fact that the girl died later that day? With Facebooks trend inundation feature, I.. Read More