Are you suffering from sleep deprivation? Groggy? Not alert? Forgetting shiz? Slowly losing grip of reality? Nope. You can’t be trusted. Such is Science Christ’s new commandment, at least. A U.C. Irvine recently got a bunch of kids – half who’d surfed a healthy delta-wave sea the night before and half a little more worse for wear – and had them watch a video of a man stealing a wallet… Read More
Data usage: just another reason I hate my phone
About ten months ago, I quit painkillers for my back – and replaced them with yoga. I quit benzos for my social anxiety – and replaced them with jedi-mind tricks. But I had no idea that my long standing addiction to Apple would be as expensive as my literal other-fruit addictions are every week at Wegman’s. That is – not until I started getting those annoying little messages about using.. Read More
The party doesn’t start till I get home
So you want me to come to a party? For those of you who move past the stock excuses and decide to go out long enough to take snappies to convince yourself later you had an awesome time, there’s at least one excuse you have to come up with eventually: how to leave without anyone getting annoyed or butthurt. Ya know, I forget all that proper social etiquette because I.. Read More