Screw a mural that glows in the dark and rotates amidst the ceiling mirrors. I love that cosmic shiz so much… I want it in my bed. Especially after stumbling across this line of bedclothing that’s so ethereal looking, I’m still not sure if it glows in the dark or the designer’s just that good with white and neon contrast: Is it gaudy? Yes. Am I acting like I’m eleven.. Read More
Finally, psychedelics may be losing their stigma.
You may’ve seen my posts on DMT and magic mushrooms before. No? If not, my stance is essentially that psychedelics are an amazing untapped medical resource. And we’re ignoring that fact. Lemme clarify: Do I think people should be able to buy a pack of psilocybin like cigarettes, eat it all, and spend their Friday nights speeding down a freeway made of magma from laser eyed pterodactyls? No. Like weed.. Read More
Nap after latte? Why not!
I used to date a guy who would wake up in the morning, make a cup of coffee, drink about three quarters of it, and then faceplant back into the sheets he’d just left. I’d watch on in bewilderment, silently sipping my own morning joe and trying to process it all with a cocker spaniel cocked head. Then, I’d hear the muffled snoring into the bedclothes and wonder if I.. Read More
Here we go, Zudio
Ah, the holidays. It’s a fantastic time to get around the blood relatives and subconsciously dig up old memories from your youth – until they erupt in either vitriol or vocal cacophony of some other sort. Lucky for me, this year it was mostly the latter. (Although it wasn’t long before we became so vexing to mother that she stopped defiling the turkey carcass with the blade she was handling.. Read More
The Melancholia of clean living (letter to Lars)
So Lars von Trier (Dogville, Melancholia, etc.) got clean this year. Or that’s what he says. He’s just announced it after breaking his vow of silence (that followed some less-than-PC nazi comment he made). And now he’s telling the press he’s been in A.A. and staying clean. But now he’s having second thoughts because before recovery, he claims he required a bottle of vodka daily to help him enter a.. Read More
Dummy delinquent: car thief vs. building.
I’ll say it once more, and with feeling: If you’re gonna do a crime, do it right. Maybe you’ve read some of my other posts, and you already know I have one rule about committing crime: only do it if you’re smart enough to do it successfully. If you’re counterfeiting bills and putting them into circulation of the Taco Bell you own, then know how to play your employees better… Read More