I’m sure they missed a few here. Which one are you?
Me? The first one if I’m alone. The last one if anyone tries to share the bed with me. When solo, I stay still in slumber… Any company, and my dreaming limbs attempt to reject them from my bed like a bad implant from a surgery patient.
“Qwoping” Gang-up-on-him style.
xoxo
<3~A
2 Comments
MK
I’m like a mix between the first one and the third one (when I’m alone). If I’m particularly cold I always go fetus position! But mostly I sleep on my stomach with my head tilted to the side and my arms under the pillow. But the freefaller lady is suffocating herself! I don’t lay that sprawled out, either.
LOL @ the last chick. Wtf happened to her hair? I don’t think it necessarily interfered with her sleeping. I think she thrashes around so much at night that she probably randomly (in her sleep) grabbed a pair of scissors and hacked it all off. That’s just my theory, though. I disagree with your theory because she’s not a neat sleeper, so if her hair were really long it wouldn’t make a difference.
Thoughts on my argument?
Ashley
I actually meant it as a sarcastic joke, because I *know* she’s supposed to be “handicapped” based on a meme that arose after the “QWOP” game was made. It’s this super hard flash game where you use those four keys alone to try and make a cartoon Olympics sprinter run, controlling only his calves and thighs. Anyway, subsequent to that becoming popular, people came to define the character himself as being of the “special olympics” genre because of how awkward he looks when he runs, and I guess internet users started referring to spastic thrashing of any kind as “qwoping”. Not very nice, but I’m just reporting from a meme evolution standpoint. Bottom line? Unfortunately, my sarcasm and your well thought out logic alike are both wrong. Her caretakers probably cut it off because long hair is messy upkeep for the learning disabled 🙂