RF: So, Ashley! All of your exes are either engaged, married, or close to it!
AO: Oh… they are?
RF: Yeah… you didn’t know?
AO: Yeah, no… I didn’t really give it much thought
RF: Well… it’s true! So are – uh – most of the people you know and love… (awkward pause). Don’t you check Facebook? The pictures? The ultrasound defaults? The photos of bitches getting hitched? (another awkward pause) Do you wish you were engaged? Don’t you have feelings about that?
AO: *Clears throat* Yeah, to be honest, I wrote a whole note.
RF: Oh! Well, then!! Let’s hear it~!!
AO: ♪
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