**Disclaimer: Sick Day, so it’s a short one…**

Okay, I enjoy (laughing at) reality TV occasionally. I’ll admit it.

Jersey Shore? I take it in doses.

Housewives? I got bored of that.

Kendra? Wait – does that still air?

And finally:

Kardashians? Eh… Background noise for a day like today when I’m sick/laid up in bed

So, speaking of the Kardashians, the most recent show “K&K Take New York” had me certain that the script writers are doing their best to turn this show into even more of a comedy that before. Little quips here and there, Jessica Simpson-esque “Chicken of the Sea” comments, etc.

And the most recent episode was laden with so many of these mindless comments that I couldn’t help but remember to save at least some of them for an upcoming blog! (Trying to remember them all would have been like trying to leave Ali Baba’s cave with every last piece of gold: Impossible).

So I recalled what I could, until, alas!

That Joel McHale beat me to it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7P1ueFXvk4

I had to applaud him; Joel and I were indeed on the same wavelength with everything from Mrs. Jenner’s “Mexican heritage” comment (1:06 in video above) to Kris’ having to educate Kim that the faltering of her fame (1:53 in video above) and “looks” will be inevitable eventually.

The tagline this season is indeed: “Two couples in one city -something’s gotta give…” Could it be true? Have the women gotten even dumber now that they’re finally spending quality time with their significant others?

But, I digress: The biggy that somehow managed to escape Joel’s usually on-point schtick, was the greatest gem of all!

Cue to :29 seconds in the clip above… Immediately following that conversation, the discussion evolves into the following:

Kourtney: You have to really be prepared for this…
Kim: I know! I have like… ten months to prepare for it.

Ten months?!

Really! Damn you grammar school sex ed! Here I thought I only had nine to cook the critter.

You LIED TO ME! I will never be the same.

Never!

*Sigh*

(If you need me, I’ll be in my trailer, trying to cry through my frozen face of Botox)

xoxo
<3~A