I have nothing to say other than:

1. Wicked witch of the West and the aliens from “Signs” can now respectively conquer Oz and Earth.

2. Dudes can stop freaking out about keeping their crispy white shoes or hats in top form.

3. Will this work on my walkway and parking space this winter? Or windshield for that matter?

4. Hosts can properly prepare electronics prior to interviews with Russell Brand:

brandwater

xoxo
<3~A