The first rule of fowl club IS…

I don’t mean to be judgey but… Can we talk about birding? Or birders? Or whatever these people are called? I remember seeing that Jack Black and Owen Wilson movie about this a couple years ago and thinking mayhaps it was a hobby for the friendless or weirdoes or mid-life crisisers. You’d think this would make me an excellent candidate what with my woodsy-loving proclivities and lonerism – but the.. Read More

Quetzalcoatl decoded

Yesterday, as I was trying in vain to manifest a literary masterpiece, a pterodactyl flew by. Actually, it was an eagle. But the eagle was carrying a snake. So that’s cool. Mofo was so massive in wingspan that it blocked out the sun. For a second, I was sure we were having a solar eclipse. It was a pretty amazing sight – so much so that in my selfish relishing.. Read More