Death-Mas to the Fire Alarm Puller

Pro-Christmas-nating: The act of putting off X-mas shopping yet another day when you don’t have that many days left to get said shopping done anyway. Well, Minnie had talked me into doing exactly this. So we settled for a family picture in some Christmas gear, cuddled, and watched the Deniro movie that launched a load of psychopaths to stalk Jodie Foster, attempt an assassination of Reagan, or send Bjork an.. Read More

With A Bang, Not a Whimper

I’m playing Marla Singer, and being “the big tourist” as I sift through my Facebook newsfeed, lurking out everyone’s theories and plans for end times. Not much longer, now! What time is end times? 11:11? Noon? Never? Anyway, instead of theorizing one way or another whether the Mayans had it right, wrong, or in between, I decided to entertain myself (and maybe you) with the top ways I’d like/not like.. Read More