For some reason, I got my passport updated six years ago. #delusionsofplandeur And as the weather improves, I realize I’ve yet to partake in the cliché Eat, Pray, Malaria experience I so long to enjoy. Part of it’s lack of funds. Part of it’s plain old fear of the unknown. Part of it’s that I have a finite amount of patience when it comes to airports (and I feel like.. Read More
Neural Holiday with Captain Ash
“This is your captain speaking. Our day of armchair traveling initiates in the Maldives…” So, this place called Cocoa Island is a buncha floating water suites with private diving reefs. It looks like a dream. Yet, I’m just curious to know if I’d be as excited if they’d shown a fat old man in the photo, stumbling gracelessly through those waters with the gait of a corpulent corpse – instead.. Read More