My soul just shat itself. Billions of dollars in various forms of currency, guns in numbers exceeding any museums you’ve visited, exotic animals, and some priceless pieces of stolen artwork were all seized from the house of a Mexican druglord a couple months back. I’m just hearing about it now, but the whole concept is still kinda surreal to me because even though I’m no angel, I’ve yet to become.. Read More
Follicular face framing: are beards still sexyful?
Dear subjects, “Beards and face scruff aren’t sexy anymore”. Love, Science Dear Science, this is my friend Kyle: Go home, science. You’re obv on bath salts. Looove, Ashley To be fair, sometimes beards can be a turn off. I mean, if it looks like there might possibly be a small village of woodland creatures residing in it, that might be more alarming than arousing. But assuming we’re talking about fairly.. Read More
Feed us fetus for eternal youth
Toss your creams and Dr. Oz books, bitches. Science called and said we’re all animated machines following DNA directives – right to our genetically predestined deaths. Unless, of course, you’re up for eating the blood of a delicious newborn. Well, at least this is what we’ve been informed from the body of a 115 year old woman. The oldest known human, Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, realized she might hold the secrets.. Read More
Eyes wide shutter
The “Google” Glass thing was bad enough. Now, this new concept has come forth – camera contact lenses with which you can capture anything from a beautiful sunset to Guinness worthy public transit gems. (Because it’s rude to use your fingers.) Like many roads to hell, this one was set with good intentions. The technology was initially developed for people with diabetes to monitor blood glucose by way of remote.. Read More