First they’re telling me avocados might die, now bananas? You know, fungus is great when it’s adjacent to the produce aisle in Wegmans. I’m obsessed with the shitake, mitake, GeorgeTakei and all the other edible mushrooms my stomach hasn’t met yet. But the kinda fungus that destroys stuff like bananas before it can come sit in the produce aisle? That really cramps my style. And it’ll be putting a cramp.. Read More
Caveman to the cage #frankeffect
Finally. Coffee that will eff my cellulite off. “Frank” is this anthropomorphized coffee scrub I came across when a hot girl I follow on Instagram posted a picture of herself wearing it. Yes, wearing it. At first, I was slightly horrified at the scat-like sight of this beautifully built goddess of my IG feed layered in what looked like ex-lax induced butt fudge. Thusly, the irony of her brilliant while.. Read More
Google’s has driverless car (*Yawn*)
“Google is building a car that drives itself”. If I seem like a sardonic douche, it’s cause a.) I totally am, and b.) I’m ultra-bitter about this. I mean, way to go – waiting to build a driveless car until after I’ve quit drinking alcohol forever? I could have totally benefited from this during my years living under a chemical canopy and aimlessly drifting from dive to dive sans actually.. Read More
Nomstagram for morsel mindfulness
Aw, I love a good eating disorder recovery story. So, this teenager on Instagram started snapping still shots of her food, art, and a combo of the two when she was trying to recover from anorexia or bulimia (or something, I didn’t read the whole thing – I was too distracted by the pretty pictures). But I really like this (as a concept I’m not willing to actually do but.. Read More