Wanna get drunk and grope women? No problem! Just put on a blue outfit, some latex gloves, and head to the airport. Like this one dude who posed as a TSA agent to digitally diddle hot check-in chicks. (“…and yes TSA does stand for “Tickle Some Ass”) In an HTF (is HTF acceptable as a modification of WTF for “how the fckk”?) story that recently took place, a dude did.. Read More
Blowing up your home in the name of arachnid assassination.
So, a man burned down his house trying to kill a spider. Mmmyes. I can already identify with this story. After seeing eight legged satan in his laundry room, the man did what any sane person acting rationally and calmly would do: went after it with a lighter and a can of spray paint. You know, that’s good… And… I like where your head’s at, buddy. But you could have.. Read More
Suing Seth MacEff for stealing teddy bear?
Headline for an article I reluctantly read today: “Family Guy stolen teddy bear suit”. I feel the need to preface this with the fact that I only read this because I was half awake and thought it was going to be about Seth MacFarlane stealing the actual teddy bear suit from “Ted”, and doing musical numbers in it around town like a man in an ill-fitting animatronic costume en route.. Read More