Cell-fish mindless dining.

I hate on my own phone a lot here on MissAshleyPants. Because it’s slowly trying to kill me. With a little help from my laptop, it’s ruined my eyes, deformed my posture, and many a day has turned to night unbeknownst to me during my hours spent on these contraptions. Also, I hate running with my phone – it’s like carrying one dumbbell wherever you go. And you know who.. Read More

Schwinns of Anarchy

I’m getting a bike. You’re sweet, Jax. But I just mean a regular old run of the mill Huffy or Schwinn or whatever you kids call it nowadays. Especially when gas prices are this ridiculously unnecessarily. And the establishing of city-owned gas stations is hurting more than helping. Now, that might sound contradictory – because the city owned gas stations like the one in Kentucky actually lower gas prices slightly… Read More