I majored in underwater backstroke weaving

What the flipper? There’s a “mermaid academy” in the Philippines? Drop everything and pack your bags. I can’t believe I’ve been wasting my whole summer learning to enjoy what I’ve been given in this life when I could have been transferring over money I don’t have and going into debt so that I could fly to this resort where I can finally live out my dream of becoming Ariel. At.. Read More

Drone wedding photos (try not to get seasick)

I thought I needed my contacts updated… …but clearly it’s just this horrible new wedding photo trend. Ya know, I get the 360 degree or panorama pictures. Those are fun because they make you feel like you’re wherever the douchebag trying to make you jealous is. They teleport that same post-cardy sentiment of “wish you were here” and fully capture how it felt to be overlooking Mount Whatever-akalau in Hawaii.. Read More