I still don’t know what these songs I’m singing mean.

As I was indulging my 90’s nostalgia, by melodically lamenting my loser status worthy of death, I wondered to myself, “Did Beck make this nonsense because they had a catchy tune they knew everyone would sing along to regardless of how ridiculous the lyrics are?” Then I got to thinking of some other songs lacking significance to sheltered pre-pubescent me. For example: Lakini’s Juice, by Live. Pepper, by Butthole Surfers… Read More

Technology hacking your telltale heart… with vibrations

You know what weirds me out? It weirds me out when my dog or niece or random creatures with no language capacity know when I’m nervous. My niece cries when I’m anxious and my dog sighs when I sigh. Or – how about this craziness I never talk about – how empty plastic bottles in the other room all start popping when I try to cure that nervousness with some.. Read More

Movies I don’t plan to see: WorldStarHipHop

Russell Simmons is super cool. What I like about celebs like him are how they bring an element of relatability to spirituality for us unspecial folk. He does yoga. He meditates. But unlike some of the stars I’ve witnessed go through a superficial metamorphosis, it’s not like he just fckks off his whole identity to move to an ashram or change career titles to “aghori sadhu”. He follows that old.. Read More

Macaque copyrights: workarounds David Slater should try

Copyright laws are a bish, aren’t they? Some people “transform” their public images or careers by being a bit blatant with plagiarism and some just get effed over hunting down media to insert into a news site without butthurting Getty. It’s understandable that people want money, though – especially if they waited in the streets of a concrete jungle for a celebrity to emerge from getting her ass douched. But.. Read More